His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.
story of my life that’s why I don’t do it
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consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
fuck
i’mfallingdownallthesestairsWell, at least you
don’t live under them.stop being so overdramatic harry
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this is probably the single most amazing thing I have ever seen.
This is why biology interests me so much I mean LOOK AT IT.
i just stared at this for the longest time.
this needs more notes.
Totally agree with the person above, this is amazing.
i watched it at least 10 times! O.o
And people ask me why I take biology? It’s FULL of natural wonders. It’s just amazing.
no, This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
^^are you fucking kidding me? it’s someone taking a drink. omg i can’t even
No it says never give up
No it says lettuce
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What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful.
I’m laughing so hard omfg
why is this so precious
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
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